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Seems they didn’t put much thought into porn titles in the 50s 

Seems they didn’t put much thought into porn titles in the 50s 

Awesome double kermit lip sync action of David Bowies Under Pressure

Here it is… my new logo. Cheers everybody who helped me pick.

Here it is… my new logo. Cheers everybody who helped me pick.

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via sofapizza)

SunnyD and Rum… yum yum

(Source: thedailywhat)

I like the poster in the background… nice touch

I like the poster in the background… nice touch

(Source: midnightteaparties)

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

Really hope this comes to Aus! Looks like a quality show.

(Source: jasonchatfield)

The fish tank after a big clean…

The fish tank after a big clean…

The fish tank before a big clean…

The fish tank before a big clean…

Life after death

Life after death

part of his bedtime ritual.

part of his bedtime ritual.

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too loaded to make sense

  • duellsy: finished the design for betty yet?
  • mattems: yeah man
  • mattems: all done
  • duellsy: mad
  • mattems: and i built it too
  • duellsy: i'm about 83% done with the coding
  • duellsy: oh awesome
  • mattems: mad
  • duellsy: launch tonight?
  • mattems: let me just jump in my lambo and come visit
  • duellsy: ah sorry man, can't... the jet is waiting for me, heading off to cancun for the night
  • mattems: ohh nice
  • mattems: im going to venezuela tomorrowto see the prime minister about their escalating drug problem
  • mattems: should be back the next night
  • duellsy: cool, we should do something about africa... wanna buy them all houses?
  • mattems: fuck man
  • mattems: why not
  • mattems: we should build a big ass lake for them too
  • duellsy: done
  • mattems: rooms with a view?
  • duellsy: yeah, chuck'em in
  • mattems: sweet
  • mattems: ill add to the agenda
  • duellsy: should colonise the moon too while we're at it, start thinking about expansion
  • mattems: my property developer says that will cost around 56billion
  • mattems: that means with tax we should have around 4.5 trillion to play with
  • duellsy: awesome
  • mattems: wanna bail out america?
  • duellsy: hmmmm tough call
  • mattems: or buy china?
  • duellsy: think we should tease the US for a bit... just so we've got something they want
  • mattems: good call
  • duellsy: def buy china
  • mattems: ill call obama now and let him know we arent coming to the party
  • mattems: yeah sweet on the phone with mao now
  • duellsy: lead him on a bit first
  • mattems: true
  • mattems: ps. mao has funny accent
  • duellsy: cool, say chingychongchai for me
  • mattems: he says: ching choong cin back
  • duellsy: haha that sly dog
  • mattems: :)
  • mattems: ill send obama a nice new lambo so the people think he is fucking with their moneys, just for kicks
  • duellsy: yeah, nice touch
  • mattems: :)
  • mattems: oh
  • mattems: btw
  • mattems: gates called and we dont need the lawyers anymore
  • duellsy: no?
  • mattems: all good
  • mattems: he finally realised that 50% of all code was written from your knowledge of OS integration and he settled
  • mattems: great news for us
  • duellsy: about time, thought we were gonna have to just buy him out to shut him up
  • mattems: we should be receving 150 odd billion soon
  • duellsy: just put that with the rest
  • mattems: apparently
  • mattems: just got off the phone with jake (the bank dude) such a good bloke
  • mattems: and apparently
  • duellsy: oh yeah, hows his wife?
  • duellsy: such a fox
  • mattems: shes pregnant
  • mattems: again
  • mattems: true
  • mattems: true
  • duellsy: oh wow
  • mattems: :)
  • duellsy: hope it's not mine, that could be akward
  • duellsy: i'm sure jake would be stoked anyway
  • mattems: true
  • mattems: you payed him quality cash to slam that girl
  • mattems: did him a favour
  • mattems: how do you think he has that pool
  • duellsy: damn straight, fool... i would paid 10 times as much as I did
  • mattems: hahha sucker
  • mattems: anyways
  • mattems: we need to move to a swiss bank because there system wont allow any 14 digit long values
  • mattems: FAIL!
  • duellsy: oh man, mega fail
  • mattems: so he is organizing that
  • mattems: yeah bad
  • mattems: we will keep 100 or so bill here just in case we want to buy an island or somethin
  • mattems: ohh
  • mattems: AND!!!!
  • mattems: your gonna love this
  • duellsy: they should just set the account balance to "infinity", it's a smaller number, easier to work with
  • mattems: JAN called
  • duellsy: oh man, Jan!
  • duellsy: forgot about Jan
  • mattems: classic
  • mattems: she said the gold plated, aston martin with your face embroidered into the hood is ready to be picked up!
  • mattems: and my diamond plated harley is also ready
  • mattems: bout bloody time!
  • duellsy: oh no way... they said they were having trouble finding an engine powerful enough to move the 3 tonnes of gold they used to build the car
  • duellsy: thats awesome
  • mattems: they did it man
  • mattems: it was a surprise apparently
  • mattems: i told them
  • mattems: we dont like surprises
  • duellsy: pretty impressed... will definitely be getting another
  • mattems: so i bankrupted them
  • mattems: oops
  • mattems: ill drop the bankrupcy order
  • mattems: sorry
  • duellsy: well.. perhaps just put it on hold
  • mattems: Jan is sorting it
  • mattems: ok
  • mattems: im off
  • mattems: gonna take a dump and feed a third world countruy
  • mattems: enjoy cacun!
  • mattems: take a photo
  • duellsy: shall do, enjoy the bike
like the chicken, mommy’s gone to the other site too…

like the chicken, mommy’s gone to the other site too…