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SunnyD and Rum… yum yum
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I like the poster in the background… nice touch
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Really hope this comes to Aus! Looks like a quality show.
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part of his bedtime ritual.
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too loaded to make sense
- duellsy: finished the design for betty yet?
- mattems: yeah man
- mattems: all done
- duellsy: mad
- mattems: and i built it too
- duellsy: i'm about 83% done with the coding
- duellsy: oh awesome
- mattems: mad
- duellsy: launch tonight?
- mattems: let me just jump in my lambo and come visit
- duellsy: ah sorry man, can't... the jet is waiting for me, heading off to cancun for the night
- mattems: ohh nice
- mattems: im going to venezuela tomorrowto see the prime minister about their escalating drug problem
- mattems: should be back the next night
- duellsy: cool, we should do something about africa... wanna buy them all houses?
- mattems: fuck man
- mattems: why not
- mattems: we should build a big ass lake for them too
- duellsy: done
- mattems: rooms with a view?
- duellsy: yeah, chuck'em in
- mattems: sweet
- mattems: ill add to the agenda
- duellsy: should colonise the moon too while we're at it, start thinking about expansion
- mattems: my property developer says that will cost around 56billion
- mattems: that means with tax we should have around 4.5 trillion to play with
- duellsy: awesome
- mattems: wanna bail out america?
- duellsy: hmmmm tough call
- mattems: or buy china?
- duellsy: think we should tease the US for a bit... just so we've got something they want
- mattems: good call
- duellsy: def buy china
- mattems: ill call obama now and let him know we arent coming to the party
- mattems: yeah sweet on the phone with mao now
- duellsy: lead him on a bit first
- mattems: true
- mattems: ps. mao has funny accent
- duellsy: cool, say chingychongchai for me
- mattems: he says: ching choong cin back
- duellsy: haha that sly dog
- mattems: :)
- mattems: ill send obama a nice new lambo so the people think he is fucking with their moneys, just for kicks
- duellsy: yeah, nice touch
- mattems: :)
- mattems: oh
- mattems: btw
- mattems: gates called and we dont need the lawyers anymore
- duellsy: no?
- mattems: all good
- mattems: he finally realised that 50% of all code was written from your knowledge of OS integration and he settled
- mattems: great news for us
- duellsy: about time, thought we were gonna have to just buy him out to shut him up
- mattems: we should be receving 150 odd billion soon
- duellsy: just put that with the rest
- mattems: apparently
- mattems: just got off the phone with jake (the bank dude) such a good bloke
- mattems: and apparently
- duellsy: oh yeah, hows his wife?
- duellsy: such a fox
- mattems: shes pregnant
- mattems: again
- mattems: true
- mattems: true
- duellsy: oh wow
- mattems: :)
- duellsy: hope it's not mine, that could be akward
- duellsy: i'm sure jake would be stoked anyway
- mattems: true
- mattems: you payed him quality cash to slam that girl
- mattems: did him a favour
- mattems: how do you think he has that pool
- duellsy: damn straight, fool... i would paid 10 times as much as I did
- mattems: hahha sucker
- mattems: anyways
- mattems: we need to move to a swiss bank because there system wont allow any 14 digit long values
- mattems: FAIL!
- duellsy: oh man, mega fail
- mattems: so he is organizing that
- mattems: yeah bad
- mattems: we will keep 100 or so bill here just in case we want to buy an island or somethin
- mattems: ohh
- mattems: AND!!!!
- mattems: your gonna love this
- duellsy: they should just set the account balance to "infinity", it's a smaller number, easier to work with
- mattems: JAN called
- duellsy: oh man, Jan!
- duellsy: forgot about Jan
- mattems: classic
- mattems: she said the gold plated, aston martin with your face embroidered into the hood is ready to be picked up!
- mattems: and my diamond plated harley is also ready
- mattems: bout bloody time!
- duellsy: oh no way... they said they were having trouble finding an engine powerful enough to move the 3 tonnes of gold they used to build the car
- duellsy: thats awesome
- mattems: they did it man
- mattems: it was a surprise apparently
- mattems: i told them
- mattems: we dont like surprises
- duellsy: pretty impressed... will definitely be getting another
- mattems: so i bankrupted them
- mattems: oops
- mattems: ill drop the bankrupcy order
- mattems: sorry
- duellsy: well.. perhaps just put it on hold
- mattems: Jan is sorting it
- mattems: ok
- mattems: im off
- mattems: gonna take a dump and feed a third world countruy
- mattems: enjoy cacun!
- mattems: take a photo
- duellsy: shall do, enjoy the bike
